It has recently come to my attention from an unnamed source (Grandma) that certain members of the Natale clan (Kevin) call Emily "Baby Jesus." Why? Because her neurotic parents prevented her from being passed from person to person on their last visit. Now I ask you, wouldn't you be a little wound up if, upon entering a strange house, you were forced to go from arm to arm with heads twice your size breathing in your face? Emily prays for protection.
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